learning sign language?

I don't have a beef with the deaf, but it's hard to learn with a person standing 3 feet from you and looking like she's having a sock-puppet fight with herself.

haha so Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He says: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed in an accident"
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!" George W. Bush exclaims. "That's terrible!!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the President, devastated, looks up and asks... "How many is a Brazillion??!"